No Matter What I Do, I Look Like a Fat Girl

It's this adorable little pixie nose I have. Girls are always like "Oh god, you have the cutest nose, it's so unfair! I wish I had a nose like yours." Well, I wish they had it too and I had a big 'ol honker like Jamie Farr. Nothing distracts from this girl nose; not sideburns, a goattee or even manly bangs.