Oh Get Out, You Scamp!

"Scram, scram, give a girl some privacy!" I swore to myself that once I started going drag I would maintain my commitment to the fantasy no matter what. Be it a wardrobe malfunction, or being beaten senseless by homophobic thugs, I'd remain steadfast as, "Madame Novary".

Yes, It's Me. I'm At The Airport

Chuck's arrival in Miami didn't just mark the beginning of a fantastic vacation. It was his "Take A Walk on The Wild Side" moment. Only hours earlier, he had broken the news to his wife by shaving his legs and boldly applying her lipstick. He was determined to start a new life with his friends from the chat room, but as he waited in the empty terminal, he began to worry they didn't feel the same way.

Pageant Dad Who Goes the Distance

Out of context this would be some kind of twisted creep caught cross dressing. But its okay if you understand that this guy is doing this to train his daughter to compete in beauty pageants, her success being tied to her self worth. Next on his super dad agenda are using a tampon and dressing the bust for tasteful femininity.

Dammit, Wrong Size

I wish I could go into the store and try on bras and panties like anyone else. But noooo, men aren't allowed. Well then where are the male lingerie stores then? Anyhow, I'm stuck ordering online and I can never get the right size. This top is waaay to big for my bust, and these panties are squeezing the shit out of me. I feel persecuted. Nothing ever fits; just like me in a heartless society.