The More The Merrier!

The funeral procession celebrating their dear friend Fedir, paused for a moment when Olena collapsed. But the day was saved when Petro exclaimed, "Now we are twice as joyous!" and continued playing his accordian with renewed gusto.

Keep Your Egg Sandwich, I Play for Coins

Though it holds value in the marketplace, somehow when the chicken herself is the vendor, an egg isn't acceptable as payment in trade. I guess "Fresh from my body" isn't a good sales pitch. It's too organic.