I Love Theme Parties

Isn't it great that you can go to a party store and get plates, cups, napkins, decorations, cakes, favors, and pretty much anything else that matches your favorite character themes? Oh and belly tattoos. I hope that kid can transform into someone with a chance.

Dykes! I Knew It.

Oh Chastity Rose, you were to be mine! I was going to escort you to the prom as a modern day Cinderella, plucked from a life of HS toil to ride in my rented Hummer limo chariot. But I see my carefully laid plans to be your Prince Charming have been dashed by your lesbian desires... oh that's your sister? So would you like to go to... no?