FINALLY Someone Listened to My Request

I'm one of life's afterthoughts; overlooked, neglected, and disrespected, like a vastly more attractive version of Rodney Dangerfield. But ho ho! My good friend Mr. Brain listens to me, finally I have a voice. My passioned pleas for more sauce have been answered, so now I can smother, cover, slather and douse my delicious faggots. Yum.