Mankini or Mong?

Whatever you think it should be called, it works. It allows free movement for sliding through the water like a porpoise. The lines from the package, over the shoulders frame a perfect torso and slenderize an imperfect one. And best of all, the style is so outrageous, that no one can focus on how teeny your penis is.

Fierce Ali

I left Baghdad in '86 as your typical Muslim boy; conservative values and destined to work for my father as a spice merchant. But I fled to Miami USA to trade for a whole new flavor. Now I feel the tide of Western ideals and Democracy shall wash me back to my homeland. Where I shall set up my fashion house "Fierce Ali."

Fashion Bib, For Any Spill

Growing old gracefully can sometimes mean protecting oneself. With Fashion Bib, you will keep stains from ruining your clothes and causing you public embarrassment. Fashion Bib protects against the toughest spills; tomato sauce, grape juice, and even mugs of shit.